Wear Yellow

No. Yellow only looks good on black people.

Why me?

If you are in my shoes or have been (and if not you will be at some point - sorry), you have asked yourself, "Why me? Why do I have to be around someone with cancer?" Even the survivors are annoying; maybe even more so. I cannot even drink water out of the tap near a cancer person without a cautionary tale about what may or may not be but probably is in the water that may or may not but probably will give me cancer. This blog will chronicle my dealings with cancer people. I know what you are thinking - it's about time.
I'll write more soon but right now I have to prevent another annoying occurrence - a parking ticket.